Madonna, 67, suffers embarrassing wardrobe mishap in VERY short blue dress in Paris

@57ford1955 Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

@BillD.Wall A bloke's wife had these massive, unsightly piss-flaps hanging down, and the bloke decided he was gonna get them removed as a gift to her (and himself). After the operation, as they passed the burn-ward, a patient called out to the couple from a bed and said "Hey, thanks for the ears!"

@Lemmiwinks She's struggling to remain relevant! This reminds me of that whore, Cher, on the aircraft carrier, almost forty years ago, in pantyhose and lingerie with her puss showing. So low class.

@ScreaminMime for me it was those skinny chicken legs.

@Comfortably_numb Her legs would look okay if she didn't have a beer gut. Or maybe don't dress like a 20 year old.

@Comfortably_numb holy moses

@GulliblestartswithN its unfortunate that you see video game references when you see real life situations. Your world view must be limited.

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Is she not fat enough to be a real woman?

@Kate666 Madrona; she only feels like a virgin.

@Comfortably_numb Maddona*

@Kate666 fun fact: I have all of Cher's vinyl. I dont agree with how she treated Sonny,but she was the talent.