90 million people died since 1990--so where all the Graves???

Well, in our case, they’re in the cemetery, and that’s a good thing. Amen.

theres a hell of a lot of cremations these days, too expensive to buy a plot.

Two words.
CHICKEN NUGGETS

One word……cremation! National stats: 44 % cremated and only 35 % buried. Remaining are donated to science, natural burial , or other not involving graveyards.

Graves are not for ever, they will get cleared a soon as your fam stops paying rent..
Have a good one!

Soylent Green anyone?

"Graves" ..we dont use graves any more, we use urns! WTF is this guy stupid or what?

A grave is a luxury these days.

Cremation.
Al Czervik in Caddyshack said it best! Golf courses & cemeteries are the BIGGEST waste of real estate.

I want to be creamated and then glitter-bombed over a bar-mitzvah to ruin all their food

There are 400,000,000 grave plots available in America right now, besides %64 choose to be cremated. I'm more concerned where all the chicken wings come from. Since 1990 americans have consumed three trillion six hundered billion of them, i dont see billions upon billions upon billions of chickens. Whats up with that?

Well, most graveyards only have a 60-year contract. You're only leasing the land. Your family can renew it but whose great-grandchildren are going to pay for something that won't benefit them. Nasty work

IT'S A COOOOOK BOOOOOOK!

Check your back yards!