Ellen caught Shapeshifting

Dumbest fucking thing i ever seen

To add credibility to this absolutely pathetic excuse for a story they specified "Gelsons" rotisserie chicken.
... cause you know it has to be true if they can name the brand of chicken that Ellen eats whole.
What does she wash it down with, a gallon of sugar water like in Men In Black?

These low value posts are bringing this site down.

Two fetal alcohol syndrome recipients describe Ellen’s shape shifting

She shapeshifted alright, from a normal looking, female, standup comic, into a dyke.

This is so ridiculous.

I thought everyone did that?? Lol