Marine Gets Into A Fight With Teens Who Tried To Rob Him

@GulliblestartswithN "We"??? Hahahaha shut the fuck up. You weigh 300 pounds and can barely move. You ain't quicker than anyone

Maryland is a shit hole. Baltimore City, Baltimore County, Montgomery County Anme Arundel county, it's all shit.

@Lemmiwinks Bled to death due to a rectal hemorrhage from his "bro" while "saggin'" in Cell 1248.

@SoWhatHappenedWas it’s great. They’re all ravenous homosexuals in jail as the icing on the cake. They can’t get anymore down bad

@phergus NO!!! Black teens are misunderstood. They just wanted to help the man. HAHAHA!!!

@phergus These are "just transient youth" in $hotcago. (P.S. Don't ever go there now no matter what the commission compensated travel agent or glossy Chicago Tourist Bureau pamphlets lead you to believe).

Even Obama and Moochelle fled, never to return to the mess they exacerbated in their homie city.

@YOLO_ "You got him bro, he throo, he beez done".

Me: "Fu#k no, not yet".

@Swedishtroll69

Edit: Suburbia

@Swedishtroll69 Superbra is waaaaaay funnier!

Also, why did your autocorrect correct to that? Hmmmm...

[Googles superbra] Yikes!

@JobyFluorine

Pervert! =)

@Swedishtroll69 I learned it from watching you, man! You are not my real father!!!

@JobyFluorine

You sure 'bout that?

@Swedishtroll69 Pa?

@JobyFluorine

Maybe, need to know basis!

@Comfortably_numb Basic situational awareness. I grew up in Maryland, and the criminals outnumber the citizens 2-1. Many of the criminals hold political office there.

@Comfortably_numb the fuk do you know about having your head on a swivel? Ffs.

@insidatron it keeps you aware of your environment.

@insidatron He's part owl, duh. Don't be so obnoxious. Why do you think he's so wise?

@insidatron the fuk do you know about being strapped? Ffs.

@Comfortably_numb tf do you know about me or anybody else you pillock

@insidatron i know you're all mouth and no substance.

@Comfortably_numb course you do

@insidatron yea, just like that.

@essence25 yoofs*