Joe Rogan left in shock with Tom Segura after reading what the Jewish Bible says


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Joe Rogan left in shock with Tom Segura after reading what the Jewish Bible says about self-pleasure:

ROGAN: “The Talmud says crazy sh*t about how you can impregnate a demon from a different dimension.”

SEGURA: “That’s dark. They only said that to get people to stop touching themselves.”

ROGAN: “People are guilty of doing that today more than ever before because we have phones.”

SEGURA: “There are psychos who will spend hours stopping before they finish so they can keep going.”

ROGAN: “They’re waiting for the right scene to end their session on.”

SEGURA: “Have you ever done that?”

ROGAN: “I’ve done it and then hated myself for hours afterwards.”
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1 +1 kma8675309 2 weeks ago

Only time I see "podcasts" is when they are clips on here and elsewhere.
Do the cigar companies pay these people to smoke cigars? Seems like every clip
I see, pretty much everyone is smoking cigars.

7 +1 Galaga 3 weeks ago

this shit is dumb

5 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@Galaga Classic Joe Rogaine! His brain is fried from all the experimental recreational drug use.

0 +1 Cripple 2 weeks ago

@Galaga
Please read your messages.

5 +1 Quint_Beastwood 3 weeks ago

Rogan is a damn idiot. Like Aaron Rodgers type of idiot.

2 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@Quint_Beastwood He's fried his brain. He's become a Beavis from all the drug use.

3 +1 ScreaminMime 3 weeks ago

Think I've populated several planets of demons :unsure::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:

2 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@ScreaminMime Just socks for me.

7 +1 Cripple 3 weeks ago

These guys have no clue what they are reading, or being shown.

The only thing in the Bible, the Torah, or other true Scripture about wrongful masturbation is the account of Onan who jerked off onto the ground in a defiant action when he was told by God to impregnate his wife.

All that other crap, some even from the Talmud, IS NOT SCRIPTURE. The Talmud is not a "Jewish Bible"- there isn't such a book. The Talmud, is a book written by many rabbis, concerning Jewish Law.
Moses Maimonides, also known as the Rambam, was a Rabbi who is accredited with trying to decipher all the old Jewish Laws.

Masturbation is not listed as a sin in the Bible.

I am always amazed at the ignorance of Rogan on some subjects. Not that I think he should know everything, but holy cow, at least try to get some clear info on what you are going to talk about!

3 +1 MatchboxxCar 3 weeks ago

@Cripple
Toward the end he mentions kabbala, which is mysticism, and the "talmood" traditions of men, both of which the bible warns against.
I don't expect accuracy from his show. Everybody knows jerking off causes blindness, not demon babys. (that last part was an attempt at humor)

2 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@MatchboxxCar And furry palms.