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He Thought He Was Done For

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Duration: 0:23 Views: 4.9K Submitted: 1 month ago Submitted by:

Another Near Miss In China

Categories: Accident

Tags: close call China

0 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 1 month ago

Whatever. Tomorrow he'll be stabbed in the neck while asking what TF his wife is doing while riding another dudes cock that's 1/2 millimeter longer in his own bed.

0falcon0

1 +1 0falcon0 1 month ago

chokie cunts gonna pretend he was hit now

Lemmiwinks

9 +1 Lemmiwinks 1 month ago

HAHAHA he almost forgot to feign injury to get that check

JobyFluorine

3 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@Lemmiwinks He's an obvious soccer player!

7 +1 YOLO_ 1 month ago

Pretty light on his feet for a chubby...

ElMarko64

3 +1 ElMarko64 1 month ago

Yeah, he shit his pants ????

essence25

11 +1 essence25 1 month ago

He immediately assumed the claim position...

1 +1 kma8675309 1 month ago

But-he-did-not-drop-his-phone!

Cripple

8 +1 Cripple 1 month ago

Another example of how situation awareness will save your ass!

JobyFluorine

5 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@Cripple I always, ALWAYS watch traffic. There are too many boneheads distracted with their text messages.

11 +1 waffleboard 1 month ago

I like how he flopped at the end. That insurance money is the same as the lottery in China.

JobyFluorine

2 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@waffleboard He's obviously a soccer fan.

ScreaminMime

4 +1 ScreaminMime 1 month ago

Wow, a situation like that will pull your head out of your ass, temporarily :devil:

Swedishtroll69

4 +1 Swedishtroll69 1 month ago

@ScreaminMime

And probably some flied lice too.