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He Thought He Was Done For

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Duration: 0:23 Views: 4.8K Submitted: 3 weeks ago Submitted by:

Another Near Miss In China

Categories: Accident

Tags: close call China

0 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 2 weeks ago

Whatever. Tomorrow he'll be stabbed in the neck while asking what TF his wife is doing while riding another dudes cock that's 1/2 millimeter longer in his own bed.

0falcon0

1 +1 0falcon0 2 weeks ago

chokie cunts gonna pretend he was hit now

Lemmiwinks

9 +1 Lemmiwinks 3 weeks ago

HAHAHA he almost forgot to feign injury to get that check

JobyFluorine

3 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

@Lemmiwinks He's an obvious soccer player!

7 +1 YOLO_ 3 weeks ago

Pretty light on his feet for a chubby...

ElMarko64

3 +1 ElMarko64 3 weeks ago

Yeah, he shit his pants ????

essence25

11 +1 essence25 3 weeks ago

He immediately assumed the claim position...

1 +1 kma8675309 3 weeks ago

But-he-did-not-drop-his-phone!

Cripple

8 +1 Cripple 3 weeks ago

Another example of how situation awareness will save your ass!

JobyFluorine

5 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@Cripple I always, ALWAYS watch traffic. There are too many boneheads distracted with their text messages.

11 +1 waffleboard 3 weeks ago

I like how he flopped at the end. That insurance money is the same as the lottery in China.

JobyFluorine

2 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@waffleboard He's obviously a soccer fan.

ScreaminMime

4 +1 ScreaminMime 3 weeks ago

Wow, a situation like that will pull your head out of your ass, temporarily :devil:

Swedishtroll69

4 +1 Swedishtroll69 3 weeks ago

@ScreaminMime

And probably some flied lice too.