His friends call him p'Elvis
This absolute UNIT in a speedo launches off the rock, SLIPS mid-air, pancake-slaps wi
JobyFluorine 3 hours ago
At what point does someone say to themselves, "Maybe I should loose a few pounds"?
Bellybutton 9 hours ago
His sphincter definitely is no longer water tight!![]()
Probably wasn’t to begin with.
sirmrmikey 11 hours ago
It wasn't a speedo when he put it on, just a regular pair of shorts.
Cripple 13 hours ago
No harm, no hurt.
He had enough padding there to land an Apollo return capsule back on land instead of water.
