How long have you’ve been 26?

LADY your not the prize......he is

Guy has no idea he's meeting a tubby moron.

26 IS boarderline unc status. Her ego won’t let her accept that she’s a full fledged adult and wants to hold onto the college fuckwit lifestyle. 40 is gonna HURT for her

The way women approach dating is really weird. Like, the guy is probably a bit nervous, excited. She’s actually treating it like nothing and already like Fuck This Guy

*Has a black kid at home*

That girl is def 30+

"I'll let you guys know how it goes". No one cares, whore. Get syphilis, we don't care.

Tell your parents they were shit, now you have to seek affirmation from godamn randos on the innerwebz.

She's 26 and I'm The (edit) Knight Rider.

Social media...the downfall of humanity.

Some time ago I went on a date with a woman who was 3 years older than me. I came across her profile recently and now she is younger than me.

She's been 26 for a decade at least.

She makes videos and puts them on the internet, automatic disqualification. That's a weapon she will probably use against you at some point.

46, fat and smelly. GOO AWAY

no one gives a fuck, fuck off.

Looks 35. Batshit crazy. She and her cats will be revisiting these moments when she's 40, childless, and alone.

Run away, far and fast

Shut the fuk up!

26 my goyishe tuchus.

Never stick it in crazy. You will regret it.

She's a head case.