Trump Flew to Beijing for 2 Days and Got Nothing!
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Trump flew 14 hours to Beijing. Xi gave him a garden tour. Trump came home and called it "a tremendous success." Deals announced: 0. May 13, 2026: Trump arrives in Beijing citing "The Art of the Deal." Supporters call him "the strongest leader of your and I's time." May 13-14: Two days of talks. Xi warns Taiwan could cause "clashes and even conflicts." Trump calls the $14B Taiwan arms sale "a negotiating chip." No progress on Iran, trade, or the Strait of Hormuz. May 15: Xi privately describes Trump as "evidence of American decline." Trump agrees — and blames Biden. May 15: Trump lands at Andrews. "That was a tremendous success. It was fantastic." Deals announced: 0.
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