Man approaches a female cop to shoot his shot and says this…


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And he had the nerve to post this shit
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
6 +1 [email protected] 2 months ago

She is attractive. He is an idiot.

3 +1 The Führer! 2 months ago

He need to keep to his own race.

0 +1 Hestkuk 2 months ago

Then he went home with the gey sweater guy at then end.

4 +1 Theocritus 2 months ago

Nonwhite female pretending to enforce the White Man's law with full pay and benefits.

4 +1 YOLO_ 2 months ago

The line wasn't good, but the balls were there.

11 +1 Galaga 2 months ago

that was a pick up line? according to whom?

0 +1 QuartPlus8oz 2 months ago

I would cast her as Trudy in the new Miami Vice big screen remake.

0 +1 QuartPlus8oz 2 months ago

@QuartPlus8oz And Ana de Armas as her partner Gina.

0 +1 Lostcoss.82 2 months ago

What a fucking idiot. I can't believe black guys get so much pussy with lines like that. I'll give ya'll a clever one. Hey baby, let's go to a motel and do all those nasty things I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways.

3 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 2 months ago

PLOT TWIST: They got married 2 months later and shot each other.

0 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

@SoWhatHappenedWas
I love happy endings!

Did they have a his and her funeral?

2 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 2 months ago

@JobyFluorine They call them a "repast" now. Three years ago they still called their funerals a "homegoing" and a few years before that it was a "wake" . I can't keep up. Anyway, this month those funeral things where they shoot each other is now called a "repast".

3 +1 ScreaminMime 2 months ago

What do you think his reaction would be"
"Hey bitch, want my dick in yo mouf?"
Wha, WHA, it's just a pick up line, just say no. :ermm:

5 +1 RoyHinkley 2 months ago

Ugly and useless DEI hire. Way to be alert while on duty Quanisha.

1 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

@RoyHinkley Quanisha Urethra Loofifa Johnston-Jackson.

12 +1 Wayne82Wayne 2 months ago

Horrible pick up line, like just terrible

2 +1 OwMyBawls 2 months ago

Those cuffs go well with your outfit but they'd look better on me

6 +1 Lemmiwinks 2 months ago

Cropped out where he walks straight into the bald guy lololol

2 +1 tommix1 2 months ago

Aren't you tired yet lady? Because you have been running through my mind all day. There.

4 +1 MatchboxxCar 2 months ago

I would have said, "Hi Snookums, how good are you at doing laundry?"
If she gave the right answer I'd axe her if she knows how to fix broken leaf spring shackles on a blazer.

2 +1 FatslakR209 2 months ago

@MatchboxxCar if she’s knows to torque after you put a load she’s a keeper!

1 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

@MatchboxxCar Yeesh. Too many romantics here.

1 +1 MrRenfield 2 months ago

@MatchboxxCar "axe"?:D:D:D:D

7 +1 MACD_Master 2 months ago

ya a pick up line for a slut maybe

8 +1 tommix1 2 months ago

Now jump off a roof.