Man approaches a female cop to shoot his shot and says this…


:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
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And he had the nerve to post this shit
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
0 +1 Galaga 1 minute ago

that was a pick up line? according to whom?

0 +1 QuartPlus8oz 32 minutes ago

I would cast her as Trudy in the new Miami Vice big screen remake.

0 +1 QuartPlus8oz 30 minutes ago

@QuartPlus8oz And Ana de Armas as her partner Gina.

0 +1 Lostcoss.82 1 hour ago

What a fucking idiot. I can't believe black guys get so much pussy with lines like that. I'll give ya'll a clever one. Hey baby, let's go to a motel and do all those nasty things I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways.

1 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 4 hours ago

PLOT TWIST: They got married 2 months later and shot each other.

0 +1 JobyFluorine 4 hours ago

@SoWhatHappenedWas
I love happy endings!

Did they have a his and her funeral?

0 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 3 hours ago

@JobyFluorine They call them a "repast" now. Three years ago they still called their funerals a "homegoing" and a few years before that it was a "wake" . I can't keep up. Anyway, this month those funeral things where they shoot each other is now called a "repast".

2 +1 ScreaminMime 5 hours ago

What do you think his reaction would be"
"Hey bitch, want my dick in yo mouf?"
Wha, WHA, it's just a pick up line, just say no. :ermm:

4 +1 RoyHinkley 6 hours ago

Ugly and useless DEI hire. Way to be alert while on duty Quanisha.

1 +1 JobyFluorine 4 hours ago

@RoyHinkley Quanisha Urethra Loofifa Johnston-Jackson.

5 +1 Wayne82Wayne 6 hours ago

Horrible pick up line, like just terrible

1 +1 OwMyBawls 6 hours ago

Those cuffs go well with your outfit but they'd look better on me

3 +1 Lemmiwinks 7 hours ago

Cropped out where he walks straight into the bald guy lololol

2 +1 tommix1 8 hours ago

Aren't you tired yet lady? Because you have been running through my mind all day. There.

4 +1 MatchboxxCar 8 hours ago

I would have said, "Hi Snookums, how good are you at doing laundry?"
If she gave the right answer I'd axe her if she knows how to fix broken leaf spring shackles on a blazer.

0 +1 FatslakR209 7 hours ago

@MatchboxxCar if she’s knows to torque after you put a load she’s a keeper!

0 +1 JobyFluorine 3 hours ago

@MatchboxxCar Yeesh. Too many romantics here.

0 +1 MrRenfield 1 hour ago

@MatchboxxCar "axe"?:D:D:D:D

1 +1 insidatron 8 hours ago

incel fantasises about going viral and finally decides to leave the house one day and shoot his shot. reminds me of that ugly loser in London who got arrested for posting a video delivering some std meds to a woman and mocking her while working as a delivery driver.

3 +1 MACD_Master 9 hours ago

ya a pick up line for a slut maybe

5 +1 tommix1 9 hours ago

Now jump off a roof.