Man approaches a female cop to shoot his shot and says this…


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And he had the nerve to post this shit
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
6 +1 [email protected] 1 month ago

She is attractive. He is an idiot.

3 +1 The Führer! 1 month ago

He need to keep to his own race.

0 +1 Hestkuk 1 month ago

Then he went home with the gey sweater guy at then end.

4 +1 Theocritus 1 month ago

Nonwhite female pretending to enforce the White Man's law with full pay and benefits.

4 +1 YOLO_ 1 month ago

The line wasn't good, but the balls were there.

11 +1 Galaga 1 month ago

that was a pick up line? according to whom?

0 +1 QuartPlus8oz 1 month ago

I would cast her as Trudy in the new Miami Vice big screen remake.

0 +1 QuartPlus8oz 1 month ago

@QuartPlus8oz And Ana de Armas as her partner Gina.

0 +1 Lostcoss.82 1 month ago

What a fucking idiot. I can't believe black guys get so much pussy with lines like that. I'll give ya'll a clever one. Hey baby, let's go to a motel and do all those nasty things I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways.

3 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 1 month ago

PLOT TWIST: They got married 2 months later and shot each other.

0 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@SoWhatHappenedWas
I love happy endings!

Did they have a his and her funeral?

2 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 1 month ago

@JobyFluorine They call them a "repast" now. Three years ago they still called their funerals a "homegoing" and a few years before that it was a "wake" . I can't keep up. Anyway, this month those funeral things where they shoot each other is now called a "repast".

3 +1 ScreaminMime 1 month ago

What do you think his reaction would be"
"Hey bitch, want my dick in yo mouf?"
Wha, WHA, it's just a pick up line, just say no. :ermm:

5 +1 RoyHinkley 1 month ago

Ugly and useless DEI hire. Way to be alert while on duty Quanisha.

1 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@RoyHinkley Quanisha Urethra Loofifa Johnston-Jackson.

12 +1 Wayne82Wayne 1 month ago

Horrible pick up line, like just terrible

2 +1 OwMyBawls 1 month ago

Those cuffs go well with your outfit but they'd look better on me

6 +1 Lemmiwinks 1 month ago

Cropped out where he walks straight into the bald guy lololol

2 +1 tommix1 1 month ago

Aren't you tired yet lady? Because you have been running through my mind all day. There.

4 +1 MatchboxxCar 1 month ago

I would have said, "Hi Snookums, how good are you at doing laundry?"
If she gave the right answer I'd axe her if she knows how to fix broken leaf spring shackles on a blazer.

2 +1 FatslakR209 1 month ago

@MatchboxxCar if she’s knows to torque after you put a load she’s a keeper!

1 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@MatchboxxCar Yeesh. Too many romantics here.

1 +1 MrRenfield 1 month ago

@MatchboxxCar "axe"?:D:D:D:D

3 +1 insidatron 1 month ago

incel fantasises about going viral and finally decides to leave the house one day and shoot his shot. reminds me of that ugly loser in London who got arrested for posting a video delivering some std meds to a woman and mocking her while working as a delivery driver.

7 +1 MACD_Master 1 month ago

ya a pick up line for a slut maybe

8 +1 tommix1 1 month ago

Now jump off a roof.