Woman tried to do a split in the middle of the street ...

Even the horse has got Black Fatigue.

One of the many pitfalls of neing a bigger. Twerk fractures.

She will live until the Mardi Gras parade.

Turns out, horses aren't made of marshmallow.

Boonerisms

She imagined horses shared their city managers terminal white guilt

even the horse has had enough and trys to kick her in the head

She deserved that.

It isn't about knowing rhat horses can't look down at their front feet..
(That is why it takes extensive training to get to go down steps. Up is easy for them)
But the fact this idiot is so stupid that she thinks she can get tons of 'likes' for jumping in front of a horse to expose her crotch to everyone.