Aaron earned an iron urn.

Ask = Axe

Learn English properly, or fuck of and learn Mandarin. Actually, you're american, definitely FUCK OFF and learn Mandarin, you're gonna need it before long.

Speak Newfie, lesson 1:

Repeat after me:
Stay where your to, I'll come where you're at.
Congratulations, you're now a Newfie.

I hope and pray Caucasians have not allowed their children to be "dumbed down" by the public school systems like Congoids have allowed theirs to be.....

Now say "I dindoonuffinswcheese"

Now try: "Yes officer, here is my driver's license, proof of insurance and registration"

Arr err a irn ahh eee ooo ah aah oooh eeek eek EEEEEK!
Where my banna an rice yo?