International Atomic Energy Agency has published “lockdowns 2.0” in Response to a Looming Energy Crisis.


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Shannon Joy reports that the International Atomic Energy Agency has published “lockdowns 2.0” in response to a looming energy crisis.

 

The plan would restrict driving, ground flights, force remote work, and ban gas cooking.

 

It would also impose highway speed limits and use license plates to determine which days people are allowed to drive.

 

Under the plan, the government would decide what is considered essential and what is not.
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0 +1 Fetid01 2 weeks ago

There is NO looming energy crisis!

4 +1 insidatron 3 weeks ago

she is referring to this drivel: https://www.iea.org/reports/sheltering-from-oil-shocks
which is actually a literal copy of the same suggestions 4 years ago: https://www.iea.org/reports/a-10-point-plan-to-cut-oil-use

just another grifting podcaster with no other talent than talking shit for a living

5 +1 HAL_9000 3 weeks ago

The IEA has no authority, so fuck them.

5 +1 TasunkeWitco 3 weeks ago

Somebody feed this bitch a sandwich.

0 +1 Fetid01 2 weeks ago

@TasunkeWitco

Grind her up into dog food...

2 +1 tommix1 3 weeks ago

I need to go to the atomic energy agency, Stand them up on my shoetops and teach them how to pee, then explain to them that atomic energy does not deplete and poses a problem when it is on standby rather than producing electricity. I suppose they think people are as stupid as they are.

4 +1 L.X 3 weeks ago

Her voice is naggy.

4 +1 Jukaithegod 3 weeks ago

She is lying