International Atomic Energy Agency has published “lockdowns 2.0” in Response to a Looming Energy Crisis.


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Shannon Joy reports that the International Atomic Energy Agency has published “lockdowns 2.0” in response to a looming energy crisis.

 

The plan would restrict driving, ground flights, force remote work, and ban gas cooking.

 

It would also impose highway speed limits and use license plates to determine which days people are allowed to drive.

 

Under the plan, the government would decide what is considered essential and what is not.
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0 +1 Fetid01 1 month ago

There is NO looming energy crisis!

5 +1 HAL_9000 1 month ago

The IEA has no authority, so fuck them.

5 +1 TasunkeWitco 1 month ago

Somebody feed this bitch a sandwich.

0 +1 Fetid01 1 month ago

@TasunkeWitco

Grind her up into dog food...

2 +1 tommix1 1 month ago

I need to go to the atomic energy agency, Stand them up on my shoetops and teach them how to pee, then explain to them that atomic energy does not deplete and poses a problem when it is on standby rather than producing electricity. I suppose they think people are as stupid as they are.

4 +1 L.X 1 month ago

Her voice is naggy.

4 +1 Jukaithegod 1 month ago

She is lying