Here’s a clip of him explaining why he got all of those Louis Vuitton face tattoos

Last time that hair was washed, you had to flip open a cell phone to use it.

Son of an ignorant motherfucker born every second

Pendejo....mucho.

his world is full of logic and nuggets of wisdom

Dumbass!

Bag alert? What the fuck does that mean?
Idiots with harley davidson tattoos, is that a motorcycle alert?
I think i'll get the Nike symbol tattooed on my forehead as a shoe alert. Remember to tie your laces motherfuckers.

The more he explains the less I understand.

Who really cares?

Can I have the English version please, all I understood was him saying, "I'm an asshole"

He has a dead snake as hair.

Retard with the hard R.