Even at the Strawberry Festival?!…

Imagine if it were the watermelon festival?

always the blacks

The problem is that no one's ever organized a shouting festival.

We should never have allowed them into our human realm.

Filthy phukin species.

ürpblem is not where they are but that they are.

Damn I hate them

Probably thought it was the watermellon festival and were mad that it wasn't.

There is the annual Luling Watermelon Thump in Texas

They have a thing for picking things.

I bet this is how my ancestors farm equipment used to argue about who got to pick those strawberries.