She flew to Turkey to get her teeth done, and the results aren’t what she expected

Shoulda got your eye done really

Shoulda done the cross eye first. The Turkish dentist was also cross eyed.

Rated for saplings up to an inch! Not bad depending on how loud she is and how much she eats.

let me guess- she's ukrainian

What's wrong with white people?

After the dental work she would have appreciated a guy taking her out for ice cream, something like vanilla salted caramel with sprinkled grains

Damn horse teeth dental veneers wow! I want some for Halloween

She could eat an apple in one bite.

She has horrible genetics

Your teeth aren't the problem, you should have got your eye fix, because with that cock eye I didn't even notice your teeth at all.

Wow, do they shoot out of her mouth bite you, and pull you in, like the alien from the movies?

Looks great!

Now about those eyes...

Horse 1 Human 0

WILBUR !!!

Somewhere in Turkey, A toothless camel weeps.

Matches her fucked up eys to a T.