Texas Woman Gets Into An Accident On Slippery Road

@MarGarTar Stupid is as stupid does. There is a pic of her face, post accident, on the innerwebz somewhere. He injuries are surprisingly mild, considering her stoopidity.

@JobyFluorine Her injuries are mild, but her retardation is very severe.!
She's a woman too, so she's double fucked.

@YOLO_ I think she had no choice but to attempt a panic stop, then had to lay the bike down to avoid collision. Shit happens fast af when you're not paying attention. She obvs wasn't paying attention or she'd have gone on the shoulder, like a normal human.

@JobyFluorine "Had to lay the bike down to avoid a collision".. Is what every rider says when they grabbed too much brake & the front went out.
Hell, I've even said it.!! LOL

@lordzedd Female rider. It was super slippery for her. Slick even...

@JobyFluorine BWAHAHAHAHAAA HAHAHAA

@theConnman Like a cock?

@elgringodecuba Because neanderthals lay down their motorcycles all the time?
Say it. I want you to say that neanderthals don't know how to ride motorcycles!

@Hackintosh she is now anyway................

@OwMyBawls And a pair of boobs. Guess what she'll use to get out of this sitch?

@tommix1 How do you know if the front tire blow out? I didn't see any wobble or front sinking. One thing is for sure, she pressed in the clutch fast and hard before losing control.