Five men caught a thief breaking into their house in Chicago

Caught?! I ain't an animal control officer! If'n someone attempts to break into my house, they'll be compost in my garden tomorrow.

nikka be lookin' like Bullwinkle

Witch one is the real thief ?!

Don't break my only chair.

He just need sum bread n milk to feed his family.

Five minutes later, they realized he was a first cousin. They forgave him. Then, they sucked each other's dicks.

Cue the
Saxophone music and go get the gimp.

Wait .. blacks are now against thieves ?? when did this happen??

Thieves hate thieves. Who knew.