What really happens since Iran closed the Strait of Mormuz

It's called the straight of Hormuz.

No U.S. refinery is legally allowed to use any Iranian crude oil, and current evidence shows none do. The United States has had comprehensive sanctions on Iranian crude since 1979, repeatedly tightened over the decades, and the penalties for violating them are severe. The only documented buyers today are Chinese “teapot” refineries, which have repeatedly been sanctioned for purchasing Iranian oil.

Nothing. The strait is open when operations conclude. Pretty simple.

Uk here. We're making do with candles.

Silly question here.
How dafuq do they close the strait, when the US military is sinking all of their ships?

If they try it's back to the stone age for them. And you have to have a glass bottom boat to review their fleet now.

Close the Straight with... what?

Stop destroying our Navy or we'll close the Straight a SECOND TIME!

US and India recently established a deal to purchase Venezuelan oil. LOL.

Time to use more missiles and get it done oncefor all!!

Good news for Russia.