I see dead people...a lot of dead people!

pays to carry a weapon

One way to keep your employees from coming in late to work.

Stupid premise. Make your stand in the hall and take your chances. Attempting complex task while under stress is near impossible for most. Odds are better in a head on fight rather than being attacked while trying to unlock the door. All becomes moot if you are smart enough to CC.

DID THEY DIED?!

If he actually killed the ones he reached, I'd tune in for the next ep.

I want to see them go through the rest of the day; Freddy behind them while they fill the stapler, Chuckie while they repaper the xerox machine, Terry Tate making sure they put a cover sheet on their TPS report

that's just fucking embarrassing. Someone around here needs to develop an adult brain

Should be wielding a WNBA green dildo