Senator John Kennedy just delivered a FULL MINUTE of straight-up stand-up comedy about Congresswoman AOC.


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Each jab landed harder than the last. Pure gold.

 

Fox’s Charles Hurt could barely keep it together.

 

KENNEDY: “How can I put this…”

 

“The Congresswoman is kind of like Vice President Kamala Harris...but with more bartending experience.”

 

“She has never been accused of being a policy maven.”

 

“You put her in a presidential primary with Elizabeth Warren or Rahm Emanuel, they will DEVOUR her like a light snack.”

 

“I probably shouldn’t say this but she can get me back.”

 

“Someone told me a joke today, they said Congresswoman Cortez announced today categorically that she is not a moron...”

 

“And she went on to say she hasn’t even been to Utah, much less embraced their religion.”

 

“Now she can get me back, I don’t dislike the Congresswoman. But our plan for dealing with her, as I have said before, has always been ‘Operation Let Her Speak.’”

 

“And so far it’s working and my message to my friend the Congresswoman, is you go girl!”

 

“You just keep it up.”

 
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
3 +1 MisterProgneto 1 month ago

I don't drink beer but I'd drink one with Sen. John Kennedy!

2 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

Kamala and AOC are opposite sides of the same bar.

0 +1 The Führer! 1 month ago

I would still clap the fuck out of her cheeks.

2 +1 XtraChromosome 1 month ago

She mustve been a shitty bartender too just had tlts. Good bartenders have wisdom to offer

4 +1 FacelessMen 1 month ago

AOC announced today categorically that she is not a moron because she never been to Utah, much less embraced their religion. LMFAO!!! She absolutely would say something like that. LOL.