Bored Guy Bites A Battery

Was that one of those Israeli exploding phones

"Who can I sue?"

IDIOT, LOW IQ

That was Fire!

Doctor of Engineering I say

So it seems, Lithium and semen are highly combustible when they 'come' in contact.

Lithium ignites instantly on contact with water or saliva.

Lithium is perfect for arsonists. All you need to do is buy a pack of 100 AA batteries, cut them into circles, collect the 100 sheets of lithium, wait for a rainy day, and place the sheets wherever you want them. In fact, by the time the fire starts, you'll have been gone for hours.

Got his electronic master degree in a learing school

dude. he gat a lawsuit.. there wrapped like a candy bar

Now we all have to pay for the Do Not Chew sticker soon to be mandated on every one of them

last bite for those teeth