This Can Ruin A Nice Party

«Like the half ass arsonists who lights it up while the other is still dousing it.»

«Pyrogranniac.»

«Make sure you smash the glass like Molotov cocktail»

«BACK TO THE CELLAR.!!!!»

«He should've poured that all over the clumsy old cunt's head, and explained to the authorities that she'd spontaneously combusted... Then at least he could've got his inheritance early..!!»

«I feel the same about my birthday.
I don't need a reminder of how old I am.»

«Grandma needs to go.»

«Lol»