Can i feel up ur dress for the answer?
Are you this close to the Holy Spirit?
God didn't clear the snow from my car quickly enough either... The boss didn't like my excuse for being late... Now I don't have a job...
Thanks God, what would I have done without you..?!
If you just wait long enough, pray hard enough, and drink hard enough, you too can have sex with two of your daughters like the most holy Lot. Praise God and his divine morality!
Lives somewhere that gets heavy snowfall, doesn't carry a scraper, waits for god to help her. Things are only going to get worse.
I have a perfect meme that sums up what she said. Too bad I can't post an image.
We all are babes in Christ. We all fall short of the glory. And still God promised us in roman 8 :18 The sufferings of this time are not to be compared to the glory that will be revealed in us.
No one with tattoos is holy, especially on their face,
1 Corinthians 6:19 "Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own?"
Leviticus 19:28 " Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord."
idiot:
-sits in a cold car doing nothing
-thinks god talks to her (which violates the concept of 'faith')
-ignores the snow on the roof of her car
-knocking on glass didnt help in any way
wow snow eventually slides down a smooth sloped surface thanks to gravity
