Luckiest Woman In China

There are no "lucky" woman in "china"

Tune in tomorrow for it to happen all over again.

Not one stop sign anywhere. Beautiful country.

Lucky? At 12, I was running across wasteland. I tripped, and fell onto a spike sticking out of the ground at a 45 degree angle. It was an old milk crate, made from wire, half buried into the ground. 1 single spike of thick wire had become bent outwards and the point hit me directly between the eyes. Blood immediately gushed out. I was taken to hospital. When I told the emergency doctor exactly what had happened, he turned pure white (and he was indian). Half an inch either way, the spike would've gone through my eyeball, into my brain, dead. Every day since that day, has been a bonus.

Why are those people so fucking stupid.?
Especially when they're driving...