Here's the Real Super Hero...for this Woman at Least

«That's not how you use the floatation device!»

«What would you save that? Now there will be a famine on top of flooding. Stop interfering with nature.»

«she thinks hes a sofa chair HAHAHAHA»

«Green peace is thankful this lovely specimen was found and rescued. The harpoon only caused superficial damage to its blubber.»

«He’s about to get unbirthed if his grip slips for even just a second»

«Are you sure your vertebrae have adjusted?»

«Are those legal to hunt?»

«Fuck shamoo back in. Whales belong in the water»

«Too fat to even walk ?

She ain't worth a life of back problems from now on for that guy....»

«Daymn, I'd be worried about slipping inside that one, you'd never see daylight again.»