«WTF. Churches will do anything to keep the money tree feeling warm and fuzzy. Wonder if anyone brought in a snake.»
The Cutest Church Service Ever..Blessing of the Animals in NYC
Thoughts?
«I feed dark chocolate to dogs on fetch in NYC. It funny when they start twitching and shaking.»
«I just want to know how they are all getting through that metal detector.»
«Harris approves this and bestiality will be made legal because of her!!!»
«Humans are such pathetic Kunts! The sooner an asteroid destroys us the better.»
«Christianity: The belief that a cosmic zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from ...a magical tree..»
«They are God's creatures. He created them. They're his, he owns them, kind of like I own a pair of shoes.
For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity. This is King Solomon himself in Ecclesiastes.
We are not worshipping them, simply blessing them and sharing with God part of their lives. One of his creations brings so much happiness into someone's life. Why not celebrate it?
But I respect you 100%»