Battle at a Department Store Escelator

«Back in the eighties malls were the most fun place to be. I can't remember ever seeing a fight in the mall during the eighties. Please, someone, tell me how being progressive has led to a better way of life?»

«Drunk bastard lost to the escalator.»

«This is why people shop online lol»

«Even their escalators go the other way than the one's in the US.»

«Escalator WINS!»

«Now, now boys, Kamala says she will do you both for a dollar.»

«Falling down the escalator probably hurt more than the beating from the other guy»

«Why did bro fall down like a retard? Did his brain get rattled or was he inebriated»

«Mall maniacs.»