How's This for a Birthday Gift?

«He's playing it cool, what a G.»

«I don't want crabs for my birthday dinner, thank you.»

«F**k that shaking your asshole in my face .....

If you want to shake something in my face-- use your tits!»

«This must be the Brazillian Make-A-Wish foundation.»

«This walks a delicate line between a dream and torture.»

«we all want a stupid slut hopping around on cringy music during our birthday so other people can laugh about it.»