Five dead, 41 missing, after Indonesia ferry catches fire

Effective.

This is the end result of being too embarrassed to mention to your friends that you can’t swim before booking a ship.

Maybe those idiots should finally stop roasting their monkeys over open fires. Until recently, they were doing that on trains and buses too, but it was strictly banned there.
But since a boat like that floats on water, people thought it wasn't a big deal—but the rancid lard they use burns like tinder.

sharkfood

Likely one of the cars on board.