You won't Believe the Miracles that Make-Up Is for some Woman

«Holy false advertising, Batman»

«You wake up next to one, they’ve taken off their make up and you realize: holy phuck Dis girl has a head on her like a dozen dropped eggs.»

«the uncanny valley
they almost look human»

«Losing weight does miracles for them too. »

«But the King's heart remained troubled.»

«The Westernize themselves by whitening the skin, widening the eyes and making the nose appear thinner.»

«Only the narrow-nosed girls looked okay. The flat noses still looked shit.»

«Or for the ones packing.»

«Cosmetics,,,,Getting Dogs laid for the last 5k years,,,May the Buyer Beware!»

«YEA!!,,FIRST!!»