Porch Pirate


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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
4 +1 Chucknorrit 3 weeks ago

«Should have been a hand grenade.»

6 +1 Phuc_Libtards 3 weeks ago

«Put fish hooks on the side.»

6 +1 kryptor 3 weeks ago

«:angry: . . . c'mon man . . dude was leaning away hard, he knew what was up and was waiting for the boom, . . this is fake af»

0 +1 SMHWTF 3 weeks ago

«@kryptor Leaning away? Yeah, he was leaning away from it so much, that he was close enough to pick it up.»

8 +1 Viletree 3 weeks ago

«Put shrapnel and gasoline in it and it'll actually be funny. That firework wouldn't scare a fly.»

7 +1 WonkasWilly 3 weeks ago

«Blackpaw blasted :D»

6 +1 Jasondr91 3 weeks ago

«Excellent move sir! Get a F'ing job Desmond!»

15 +1 DonaldDraper 3 weeks ago

«I wish it was legal to make those traps lethal.»

1 +1 SmartOP 3 weeks ago

«@DonaldDraper Even if none lethal, booby traps are illegal in most states. All booby traps are considered as first-degree recklessly endangering safety and is a Class F felony which is punishable by up to 12 years in prison and a $25,000 fine. This home owner is also liable for lawsuit by this crook for any injuries.»

6 +1 ScreaminMime 3 weeks ago

«Created a mess to clean up.»