Afraid of Spiders Are We? Check this Guy Out

«Manly enough to stick a spider in his mouth but not enough to do the same with a hairy penis.»

«Nice party trick. But still: WHY THE FUCK?»

«I had a priest read me my last rites at the hospital just before this past Christmas... Brown Recluse bite.»

«But why though? Tarantulas are native where I live. They're very docile, and live in holes in the ground, so it's not freaked out in his mouth.»

«Now try it with a black widow.»

«he looks like he eats crayons too»

«At the point he started doing cocaine»

«No hot sauce?»