Chinese Factory Worker is Beheaded by Machine....Wrong Place to put your Head

«OP Philligan-
Sorry, but his head went left !!»

«Does this mean my Amazon order is going to take another month?»

«what was the last thing to go through his mind? ....A CGI machine! »

«holy shit, thats a good one. how fucking stupid can you be?....oh, yeah.»

«When it comes to Chinese slave labor ........heads will ROLL on safety! »

«we knew where this was heading»

«You'd expect more blood from a decapitation»

«It would be even better if people were like chickens, and ran around with no head for a minute or two.»

«He wasn't using that head anyway.»

«here.. i'm not using this.
i think i'll get rid of it.»

«If that wasn't intentional suicide, he has to be the dumbest mother fucker on the planet.»

«I mean....when you have coin slots for eyes, you can't see a goddamn thing»