Giant Elephant Destroys Man's Car just by Leaning on It

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«Amongst the land creatures, the worst one to fuck with or be near is an elephant. They make a polar bear seem small. They tend to be quite feisty at times, especially during rut. They will attack anything that moves, or doesn't move. A car. A rhino. A tree. Or a drunken idiot tormenting it (he got completely pancaked. Rightfully so, of course).»

«Why he just don't acelerate?»

«What's the point of going all the way out there and not forcing the creature to give chase before it destroys your car. They had a chance to drive backwards as fast as possible while an elephant chased them down like T-Rex in Jurassic Park. That would have been the most fun they ever had. They really blew it!!!»

«Same thing happened when my wife's mom sat on my car.»

«Why drive away when you can sit still and be crushed along with your car.»