«I will never, phucking NEVER UNDERSTAND the reasonings of some twats that feel the need to look down the barrel of a gun they KNOW for a fact is loaded, because, well, they just loaded it!!! Why you stupid phuck. Look at you now. And a gun will not go off unless your stupid phucking finger is on the trigger!!!! Guns are not the problem!! It's the asshole human element that phucks things up royally. Now, your boss has to scrape your hair off the ceiling. You stiff twit!»
Store Clerk Checking out his New Gun Finds Out
Lesson #1 with guns. NEVER point at someone or down range. Idc if you think the bullets for the gun are in Hawaii.
You still never point a gun at you or anyone.
«The Darwin award goes to...»
«thank fuck for cctv or the local detectives would have an unsolved case for the next 25 years»
«....and I wonder what this trigger does ?»
«How stupid do you have to be to look down a barrel of a firearm? Seriously, it's very basic common sense. Would you stick your hand inside a running jammed blender to free it of a clog? Probably not.»
«Darwin award winner»
«Two rules I learned early in life: 1. Never point a gun at someone unless you intend to shoot them. 2. Never shoot someone unless you intend to kill them.»
«Jokes are you dummies! Those are brain cleaning bullets which are actually harmless. Read a book you tardies!»
«Theres really no other way than the hard way to learn that lesson. As a sperm, you either took a course on common sense or you didnt.»