She’s great in the kitchen

«Once she gets a ring those things sag past her belly as she sits on the couch and orders pizza for you, again.»

«"Making a sandwich to get a boyfriend part 165"

165? Who's going to tell her it's clearly not working and to stop trying. »

«mommy milky
nom nom»

«The question is will she still do this once she already has a boyfriend or is this all just performative»

«Oh fuck yeah.»