«Poor lizard!»
«that shit looked like it may have been lethal»
«they should take Mr. Magoo's DL away,.... »
«He fell 4 the old lizard in the road trick!!!»
«did the car not see the dude in the middle of the road?»
«Did he tried?!»
«I hope the lizard is okay?!»
«Damn. He martyrdom'd it. Didn't even get chance to alluha ackbar»