Police Officer Delivers Pizza Because Of Alligator

«What is wrong with American people???»

«This is why I come here»

«perks of being a girl.»

«world full of retards and posers»

«I see people get too close to alligators all the time. They don't realize that, for short distances, alligators can outrun people.»

«Looks like the alligator has more sense than that dumb old woman.»

«He was very helpful, maybe the old granny should had asked him for some sex. He was very obliging after all.»

«Gators like to travel, they all kinda look the same.»