«You better go back inside before you get harpooned for your blubber.»
Oh no! She's bored at work.
«All you Republican dummies... THIS... is why abortion must not only be legal but also occasionally strongly encouraged.»
«You must either have to be really cool or really awful for God to make you look like that.»
«phew! After all that strenuous talking, it must be time to take your hourly trip to the works cafeteria/diner/restaurant/eaterie to load up on high-fat content foods. Bon Appetit fattie!»
«Disgusting. They could have just put a sign on the door, but figured that was a good enough reason to get your fat ass out of the office.»
«They know she is afraid of Christmas trees so they blocked the door to make her work remotely»
«They gave her the job to get her fat ass on her feet and do some Cardio lol»
«Could maybe do some jumping jacks? Would help keep her warm and give her something productive to do»
«Back in the day, she got stuck in a phone booth. The fire dept. had to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie on the sidewalk just to get her out.»
«Bitch what the fuck do you eat to get that fat, fucking lard & pork belly sandwiches 15x a day?!?!? Jesus christ your neck is so fat I can't imagine how you can pull a shirt over it let alone the rest of you»
«She was just trying to look obese like her president, but yeah, she's clearly taken it too far.»