Why is this Guy so Lucky?

«I’d lick her ass and her feet»

«She wants that D again»

«Third rate massage. Just wants to feel women up.»

«That looks like a bull dike»

«Dude! Did you get wood? »

«I don't think it's a guy but rather a large woman»

«I'd do that job for free!»

«disgusting fat pig»

«I'm going to quit my job right now...»