When he wake up, he's gonna be pissed!

«Don't sleep in the street. A lot of psychos are out there. People are much crazier than you think lol.»

«How much does that cost? Friend of mine wants to know.»

«This is kind of sexy»

«Sweet dreams are made of pee»

«pissing on command is a plus»

«Thats what she and most people thinks of the homeless.»

«#brazil... I'm guessing he paid extra for that.»

«what's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I've never paid to have a lentil on my face»

«normal behaviour nowadays»

«Gee whiz.»

«He's already lying in his own piss! »

«Mf'er didn't come home last night so his wife took matters in her own hands.»

«did a jellyfish sting his face?»

«some people have to pay for this kind of action.»

«Lucky »

«This kind of reminds of that saying “better to be pissed off than pissed on”»

«Him: Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!
Her: OK. »

«The Golden shower. »

«I never knew that woman can piss in straight line just like man.. lol»