«A visual representation of every democrat today. Could be half.wombat and his daddy.»
He cuts down a tree and it falls on his partner
«They called the special police BRANCH to investigate this case. The chief of the investigation says the team is STUMPED at how the man didn't follow correct safety procedures. The women is in a stable condition so the tree's BARK was worse than it's bite. Police are handing out LEAFlets on the do's and don'ts of residential tree felling. The have concluded in a NUTSHELL that the cause STEMMED from incompetence. (Generic tree pun)»
«Grandpa was asked to hammer the wedge with an axe, while wearing a bicycle helmet. Can’t see what the moron who caught the tree was wearing. Moron was in charge. Maybe he was testing a theory…»
« Well, fuck me! ANOTHER Trump supporter. Just
how dumb can a Republican be? »
«And the dumb cunt of the year award goes to!
This retarded bitch who ran toward a falling tree»