«I heard the TSA stopped Oprah at SFO and when they looked up her dress they found 50 lbs, of crack»
Man found dead at home in Retiro neighborhood lived in unsanitary conditions
«I think this was an attempted reshoot of the Gluttony scene from Se7en
The camera crew booked it when the actor died from the kick to the gut during the stunt scene»
«Notice it's right in front of the microwave. Is the double sugar coated, caramelized, chocolate dipped, with a tootsie pop center popcorn ready yet?»
«Oink Oink I live in trash I eat shit Iam Pig Oink Oink I die like fat pig Oink Oink I suck my own Dick»
«I remember that scene ........Se7en. Back when Kevin Spacey was kewl.»
«This guy died from a condition called ascites. Its when your kidneys stop working due to liver failure and instead of peeing you just build up all the fluid in your stomach and chest cavity. Very painful and slow way to die. A medical procedure called a paracentesis can be done to drain the fluid, but unless you get a liver transplant within a few years you eventually die. I had a very mild case of this and it was agony. I can't imagine what this guy was going through.»
«So this is why Mike Obama was not at the Trump Presidential inauguration, he/she was afraid people would notice his/her weight gain...»