Cellphone Thief Regrets It In Brazil..I don't Think they are Sorry

«What a little pussy, take your punishment like a man»

«Goodgeeeezus getting shot in the palm of the hand destroyed ligaments, tendons and without any sort of useful medical treatment, that hand will be useless forever. He will never be able to use his fingers again, not even be able to wipe his own ass unless he's left handed.»

«Considering that is Brazil, I'd say that he got lucky.»

«Now he knows how jesus felt,well 1/3 of it anyway.»

«Get 2 band-aids, youll be fine.»

«1-800-555-FAFO»

«Taaaaaake time... with a wounded haaaaaaand.»

«Now when he steals it will fall through the hole back onto the floor of the store. Bloody brilliant idea»

«Check all illegals entering the country. If they have a hole in their hand, don't allow them in...they are thieves! LOL»

«We need to do this in America!»

«Harsh but fair!!!»

«Cheaper that jail...»