Hitman comes Home from Hard Day at Work to Find This?

«Less chat, more splat….»

«She cheated him? Die bitch»

«64 seconds of incomprehensible peasant speak. Thanks OP!»

«He can only blame himself for liking whore. Don't blame the guy. Women decide who gets let in her vajayjay. Men decide who he lets in his castle. The sooner he finds out he married a whore the better, side dude just doing him a solid.»

«Shoot them both then take the rest of the week off 4 a little r&r!!!»

«Help me Tatá help me help me with what black. I've been living with my stupid wife for nine years, shut up miseravi and you naughty misery, you're going to get screwed. Misery was enough to take one too many dead. I don't want to kill you, I don't want to kill you, so tell me what you did to her. You hit on, you hit on. Look deny it, I caught a little trickery from your daughter. Oh, I'll stay with her to catch a little trickery between her and Thiago here, partner, okay? Wanting to run away with you, boy, you know? Partner, look, look, look, look at the two of us framed here inside the house, can you see partner, because that's what cheats them, partner.»