«IIIIIIIIIIIIY ! Ifeel so alive, and I think I can fly! Everyone would have dropped a deuce if he came back on afterburner and buzzed them.»
African Witch Doctor perfuming Ritual to FLY, Fails
michealjordan96 3 weeks ago
«I bet he was high as fuck both times.
First when he told the whole village he would do it,....and here when he fell to his death.
I wonder what the drug of choice was?»
Starsailor 3 weeks ago
«What a fool - he should of known flying would be difficult with bags of extra weight - he should of at least tried flapping like a budgie»
Locomyate 3 weeks ago
«I think a lot of us tried to go super Saiyan as kids. I figured as an adult you'd be smart enough to know you fkn can't dawg ????»
*TheWorldIsFucked* 3 weeks ago
«No matter how strongly you believe you can fly, always test the theory from ground level. Same goes for acid trips....»
CaptainFUCKFLAPS 3 weeks ago
«It's 4 dings of the bell to fly.. 25 dings is the plummet to death spell»
Dippy 3 weeks ago
«And yet another new one for india. Number 10247 in "ways to die in india." Bravo.»