WOULD YOU HIT THAT!!!

«the hills have eyes chinese style.»

«Under the right conditions... drugs.... alcohol.»

«Man I'm on the fence with this one, I know having a hot body doesn't mean she has a good hart, But the face tho. I might be ok with it, But it would have to be a cosply thing. well at least that's better than telling her to put this bag over you head. lol »

«I would demolish that ugly fuck»

«no but i hear they are looking for elves in the new fantasy movie»

«close your eyes and through...»

«When I was dating I always told myself "I have to be able to take her to a family meeting or a party".
This thing is not it.
This thing can only come to family when its Halloween. ..»

«Kinda looks like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age!»

«Like a retard on a drum set.»

«Yes with a 2x4»

«After I pay for dental work.... All Night Long.»

«Stop making a joke of my girlfriend. She's the best I could do. Mom said so.»

«Doggy style...reverse cowboy...cowboy with face to the left side...missionary ground and pound head to the left or the right facing away....easy work!!! »

«Is this a clip from the grudge?»

«There is a reason reconstructional surgery was invented. This is it.»

«They're all pink on the inside.»

«Yeah with a hammer»

«Pretend it's a Halloween mask... And hammer away»

«Paper or plastic? Double or single?»

«Somebody already hit it, several times, with a blunt object.»

«I mean paper bags are all the rage now!»