The real torta pounder

«God damn that dude is a lard hunter...yuk !....»

«Two whales get pregnant by the same retard. WTF! We’re doomed.»

«Congratulations you impregnated a blue whale and a humpback whale,cousteau would be impressed.»

«He could fuck them at the same time, and they'd still never meet.»

«Whose toes? Each other's toes or his toes?»

«I love when a big girl climbs on top. Just smother me with all that flesh. They're pretty too.»