Female Monkey First...then the Male Monkey..Just Watch you'll Understand


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Ladies vs men.

men are from mars, women are from Venus, but we all know who runs the world.
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1 +1 WitchQueen 10 months ago

«Animals are sweet:) Once a pit bull started humping my leg on a train and ripped my tights. Weirdest thing was it belonged to some old lady who was super embarrassed, while I was just laughing about it. Pit bulls were banned in the UK even back then, unless they were cross bred with another breed. Was just funny as I was expecting the dog belonged to some plastic gangster who would try and humiliate me and instead it was some polite old lady.»

7 +1 429cobrajet 10 months ago

«Michelle tried stealing her neckless,and barrack thought she was a man.»

0 +1 WitchQueen 10 months ago

«@fordmadion I thought she was wearing dog tags at first and the monkeys were thinking its an invader here to spread imperialism disguised as democracy.»

3 +1 glycerin 10 months ago

«Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.»

3 +1 idonthaveanemail2 10 months ago

«@glycerin

Your atrocious attempt at philosophy sucks. And what'd you say about absurd titties?
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0 +1 WitchQueen 10 months ago

«@glycerin Most of us don't need to believe in absurdities to commit atrocities. Beauty is always far away, no matter how close you get. To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering. Some may question my right to kill a million people. Those that understand question my right to let them live.»

2 +1 Wavemak3r 10 months ago

«Evolution is Real»

3 +1 LordTorquemada 10 months ago

«What? There was monkeys?»

0 +1 WitchQueen 10 months ago

«@LordTorquemada Yes many animals exist outside USA. I did not know there were anacondas in Florida though until recently so I'm a bit ignorant as well.»

1 +1 LordTorquemada 10 months ago

«@WitchQueen all I saw was some hot chick.»